Graduating to the Train

I was flat broke after a few months in New York.  I’d quit that dull law job and expired my savings to relocate.  Traded it for a love affair with the Big City.  It was a romance so pure, so consuming, I took up board in a convent and squeaked by on $800/month.

Anyway.

Newly lonely and with family in D.C. I became a frequent customer of Bolt Bus and Vamoose.  Prided myself on frugality.  One expedition suffered a debilitating flat; another was stranded 8 hours on the turnpike.  But at $50 round-trip, who could beat it?  Four years later, I’m not quite rich, but suckaaahs! I graduated to Amtrak.  On this one-way rail cruise to my cousin’s wedding in Baltimore, I’m livin large!  First stop: Newark.

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